RIVN: $16.47 ▼ 7.11% MARA: $7.51 ▼ 5.18% MSTR: $128.67 ▼ 3.89% WMT: $128.85 ▼ 3.76% RIOT: $14.65 ▼ 3.75% LCID: $9.92 ▼ 3.5% AAPL: $263.88 ▲ 3.17% AMD: $203.08 ▼ 2.05% V: $319.5 ▲ 1.73% TSLA: $410.63 ▼ 1.63% AMC: $1.25 ▲ 1.63% JPM: $307.13 ▲ 1.51% GME: $23.26 ▼ 1.32% INTC: $46.18 ▼ 1.3% PLTR: $133.02 ▲ 1.23% GOOGL: $302.02 ▼ 1.21% AMZN: $201.15 ▲ 1.19% NVDA: $184.97 ▲ 1.18% KO: $79.56 ▲ 1.12% MSFT: $396.86 ▼ 1.11% COIN: $166.02 ▲ 1.03% HOOD: $75.44 ▼ 0.7% NFLX: $77 ▲ 0.17% SPY: $682.85 ▲ 0.16% QQQ: $601.3 ▼ 0.1% META: $639.29 ▼ 0.08% ARKK: $70.3 ▲ 0.07% IWM: $263.04 ▲ 0.03% DIS: $105.44 ▼ 0.01% MCD: $327.62 ▲ 0.01% RIVN: $16.47 ▼ 7.11% MARA: $7.51 ▼ 5.18% MSTR: $128.67 ▼ 3.89% WMT: $128.85 ▼ 3.76% RIOT: $14.65 ▼ 3.75% LCID: $9.92 ▼ 3.5% AAPL: $263.88 ▲ 3.17% AMD: $203.08 ▼ 2.05% V: $319.5 ▲ 1.73% TSLA: $410.63 ▼ 1.63% AMC: $1.25 ▲ 1.63% JPM: $307.13 ▲ 1.51% GME: $23.26 ▼ 1.32% INTC: $46.18 ▼ 1.3% PLTR: $133.02 ▲ 1.23% GOOGL: $302.02 ▼ 1.21% AMZN: $201.15 ▲ 1.19% NVDA: $184.97 ▲ 1.18% KO: $79.56 ▲ 1.12% MSFT: $396.86 ▼ 1.11% COIN: $166.02 ▲ 1.03% HOOD: $75.44 ▼ 0.7% NFLX: $77 ▲ 0.17% SPY: $682.85 ▲ 0.16% QQQ: $601.3 ▼ 0.1% META: $639.29 ▼ 0.08% ARKK: $70.3 ▲ 0.07% IWM: $263.04 ▲ 0.03% DIS: $105.44 ▼ 0.01% MCD: $327.62 ▲ 0.01% RIVN: $16.47 ▼ 7.11% MARA: $7.51 ▼ 5.18% MSTR: $128.67 ▼ 3.89% WMT: $128.85 ▼ 3.76% RIOT: $14.65 ▼ 3.75% LCID: $9.92 ▼ 3.5% AAPL: $263.88 ▲ 3.17% AMD: $203.08 ▼ 2.05% V: $319.5 ▲ 1.73% TSLA: $410.63 ▼ 1.63% AMC: $1.25 ▲ 1.63% JPM: $307.13 ▲ 1.51% GME: $23.26 ▼ 1.32% INTC: $46.18 ▼ 1.3% PLTR: $133.02 ▲ 1.23% GOOGL: $302.02 ▼ 1.21% AMZN: $201.15 ▲ 1.19% NVDA: $184.97 ▲ 1.18% KO: $79.56 ▲ 1.12% MSFT: $396.86 ▼ 1.11% COIN: $166.02 ▲ 1.03% HOOD: $75.44 ▼ 0.7% NFLX: $77 ▲ 0.17% SPY: $682.85 ▲ 0.16% QQQ: $601.3 ▼ 0.1% META: $639.29 ▼ 0.08% ARKK: $70.3 ▲ 0.07% IWM: $263.04 ▲ 0.03% DIS: $105.44 ▼ 0.01% MCD: $327.62 ▲ 0.01%

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